Back to Karkand for free for the broke and the shameless
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The freebies are already among us...

Such a thing.

If you are broke or a student, but really want to get BF3, then this method is for you.

It’s very simple. You don’t even need to know English or contact any customer support, and you don’t need to beg for a key.

There are several methods:

Method 1: If you are a strong guy, just go outside, choose a dark spot, and attack the weak.

Take their money or phones. Then with that money, go and buy yourself the game.

Method 2: If you are weak and frail: Steal!

You can steal on public transport where there is a crowd and many people. Stealthily pull wallets from passersby’s pockets - and then go and buy the game with that money.

Or even simpler, you can steal money from your parents.

You can also directly steal the game in stores. Take a disc from the shelf - stealthily slip it into your pocket - and carefully leave the store. If they try to stop you at the exit - run. Security guards don’t run well and won’t catch you.

Method 3: If you are both weak and clumsy: Be a bum!

Go outside, stand near the subway or another busy place, draw a sign on cardboard saying "I NEED BATTLEFIELD 3. HELP WHOEVER CAN!"

People will definitely help you. When you gather a sufficient amount of donations - go and buy the game.

Good luck, you broke people :)