AWESOME HAT RANDOM LOTTERY WITHOUT LOSSES!11
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Rules:

1. To participate in the lottery, click the plus sign to the left of the post title.

2. Each participant can win a maximum of one prize.

3. Don't listen to Rondo, the lottery will happen!

So, it's time to announce the results and congratulate the winners. Conditions of the contest are below:

Guys, I want to share joyful news with you! I am hosting a **SUPER RANDOM HAT LOTTERY WITH NO LOSSES!** What does that mean? It means that you, yes you, can win a hat or something else! All you need to do is click the plus sign to the left of the title. Clicked? **YOU ARE IN THE GAME!11**

The full list of prizes will be under the spoiler:

**1st PLACE. THE COOLEST PEPPER ON THE SERVER WILL GET THIS:**

This is the Defiant Spartan, which costs 5 damn bucks in the Mann Co. store. FIVE DAMN BUCKS FOR JUST NOTHING!!1

2nd PLACE. THE COOLEST TOMATO ON THE SERVER WILL GET THIS:

Flipped Trilby?! Not just a flipped hat, but a SUPER COOL GOLDEN AUSTRALIA FLIPPED HAT!!1 The same five damn bucks, but painted in gold!

3rd PLACE. THE COOLEST ALIEN FIGHTER ON THE SERVER WILL GET THIS CRAPPY HAT:

Alien Parasite is better than any noob, if this parasite was gifted to you personally by A\_Dungeon!

4th PLACE. THE COOLEST PAINTER ON THE SERVER WILL GET THIS CAN OF PAINT:

What do you need a Can of Paint for, if not to paint your rear in orange and stick a proudly waving flagpole in it?! SOUP, /b/!!1

IN ADDITION, 3 REALLY NICE GUYS WILL RECEIVE ONE OF THESE WEAPONS

Annihilate everyone with THE IMPRESSIVE MALLET, AUTO-ARMOR AND THE COOL KNIFE!!1

IN ADDITION, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER INFERNALLY COOL PRIZE (which I will keep quiet about) FOR WHOEVER WINS IT!!1

BUT WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T WIN A SUPER-BOX, A HAT, OR EVEN PAINT, OR EVEN A COOL WEAPON?

In that case, you get a lucky blessing, wise advice, or even personalized poems from A\_Dungeon, i.e., from me. Isn't that what you've always dreamed of?

The participant list will close on August 31, before September 1, which will be a Wednesday, and students can get a great prize before the new school year begins.

Winners will be chosen by rolling a D10 on the list of those who clicked the plus sign.

Also, even if you don't have Team Fortress 2, that's not a problem! You can receive from me a non-gamer hat, or a lucky blessing, wise advice, or even personalized poems from A\_Dungeon, that is, from me. And wise advice is worth more than money, as one of my good friends used to say.

P.S. Enormous incredible thanks to my friends Vanyukha and Maxim for helping with the lottery preparation. Thank you, dear ones, I love you very much =***

And to you, dear users of Gamer.ru, I also love you very much, and good luck in the SUPER RANDOM HAT LOTTERY WITH NO LOSSES! =***

So, there were 210 participants in the lottery. Impressive. I sincerely thank each of you for participating in this lottery. But, I think, you can't wait to know the names of the winners? Are you ready, kids? I can't hear you!

*Fanfare, drum roll*

1st place - Defiant Spartan. The hat goes to Vitsluputsly, god of the Aztecs. Thunderous applause!

2nd place - Painted Flipped Trilby. It went to Rengo. Well done, Dima!

3rd place - Alien Parasite. Guess who got it? I couldn't believe it myself! Mikerelf! I really trolled him in the blog about Spiral Knights. But who remembers the past? I congratulate him sincerely!

4th place - Can of Paint - goes into the lifelong ownership of 7Duck. I hope you manage to paint something before the ducks take over the world. Hooray!

Annihilator, Armorer, and Eternal Rest won by Science\_Innovator, Chili, and zelegan (in that order). Respect, guys!

The infernally cool prize - a key for Humble Indie Bundle #3 from RIP21 - goes to xrenogubka. I'll be honest with you, this guy was luckier than anyone else because, in my opinion, this is the coolest prize. 10 (or 9) brilliant games - what could be better?

So, what's next on the list? Boxes? Well, we had a fiasco with the boxes. It's not that the post didn't get gold and the box will go to every fifth, i.e., 42 people, but rather that I had no idea how to determine the winner. With the hats, it's simple - I roll a regular die to determine the page, then to determine the tens, and then D10 to determine the winner. But in the case of boxes, I would have to repeat this procedure 42 times. Of course, I am to blame myself, and I should have thought about it before starting the lottery, but I found a way out of this situation - not giving out boxes boxes will go to the first 42 people who message me personally. That's it.

By the way, about receiving gifts**. Here’s an important notice for everyone. If you won a hat/weapon/paint/or you are a nobody or won nothing, then you should contact me for your prize or blessing by September 3 (which will be Saturday). Only after September 3** will I accept messages about boxes, to avoid a backlog and confusion. This, of course, does not mean that after September 3 I won’t give out hats or write advice, but still, please try to contact me for your prize by that date :)

Well, that’s about it. Thank you all again for participating, and good luck in future lotteries, and just good luck and good mood!

P.S. Just because you won something doesn’t mean you can’t request advice from me. Every participant will receive advice :)

P.P.S. Due to Sandra\_Ardent having a birthday and not winning anything, he receives a special prize from me - a personalized tag. Happy Birthday, bro!