"Aion - I've Already Chosen!" A Letter to Grandfather!

Viva la Cuba. Havana, Varadero, Cuban rum and Cuban cigars are waiting for you, %USERNAME%!

The begin ,what.

For people like me, who can't write essays, lack "special" literary words and correct spelling, and also didn't play Aion, writing an essay or essay, in general, something that the creators of this contest crave, will be a little difficult, if not impossible. But, Russian folklore is full of fairy tales and bylinas carrying the meaning: "bring that, I don't know what". So why not "write that, I don't know what" myself.

I took a canvas, a pen, and started creating! About 40 minutes and half a pack of cigarettes later, I found out that I can only story-tell. Nature turned away from me 22 years ago, not endowing me with something useful, even the imagined canvas with a pen turned into an ordinary monitor with a keyboard, no romance!

Well, without the intervention of the almighty, beautiful, divine, and most benevolent person, I won't get a key for the closed beta test. But it’s not like that, what does Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev care about such a small person as me? I'll have to look for alternative candidates for the role of personal savior.

Having thought about the greatest figures, I wanted to stop at Superman, but no, I decided to show creativity, so to speak. I'll write to Father Frost. And why not? I haven't bothered him for 17 years, haven't asked for anything, maybe he'll open the envelope to find out what kind of head disease the person bothering him in August has.

I said, I did. The letter is sent, waiting for a response.

Letter

Hello, Father Frost. A person who has long lost faith in you is writing to you, because you didn't bring that pocket nuclear bomb I asked for. In general, here’s the thing.

Soon the release of a certain video game will occur, very interesting, very beautiful, and captivating. You might wonder why I think so? Well, first of all, the game is from NCSOFT, and I don't remember any bad games from that company; secondly, the graphics are on point, though I don’t know what level it is, haven’t played it, but the guys say it's really good. Let's trust them. Thirdly, you can fly in it, yes-yes, I won’t need those pills I take to fly, it will just be about pressing a button and imagining myself as Hans at the controls of a Messerschmitt. Father, are you still awake? Then read on about why I wrote all this. The company Innova signed a contract with Koreans to localize this game in CIS countries, I already know what question you will have - I’ll answer that the game will be p2p, everything will be playable, and no problems like with Lineage are foreseen. In general, I need help. Help in obtaining a key for the closed beta test. Yes, I can wait 40 days for the Euro release, but why? I’ve long decided that I will play on the Innova servers, there won't be any problems with adaptation since I won’t see the Euro servers. And what I want to get from this game can only be experienced on the Russian servers. I want to relive those feelings that I already had when I first played Lineage. When I explored the dark elf village for several days, when I tried to read the dialogues with NPCs, completed every quest, greeted everyone, even mobs. That's why I'm writing to you. I could participate in the literary contest myself, but what would I write there? That I deliberately don’t read guides, don’t watch videos, as I want to keep my memory clean, so it would be interesting to complete all quests, read all dialogues, and not just follow the beaten path to reach the max level, gear up, and go rock the second side.

In general, Father, you twist a bit, call back, I’ll write to someone, it’s not difficult, I want to get the key, the coveted key.

Sincerely, your devoted servant - blackSeptember.

Response

Hello, hello, little Black September. I read your letter and shed a tear. Even a preschooler doesn’t make so many mistakes. And moreover, no one writes to Father Frost in August. But there is a letter, an appeal to me, almighty and generous. Therefore, we will solve your problem. The problem is serious; it cannot be resolved without the intervention of the greats. I had two such people in mind, but as you yourself understand, Dmitry Anatolyevich is too busy to solve such problems, and the second Great wrote me a letter to which I’m currently responding. But I promise you will have a key, or maybe you won’t, anything can happen.

Sincerely, your devoted master - Grandfather Frost.

Let’s sum up our correspondence. Boris, let’s not tarnish the honor of Grandfather Frost and give me the key, if you don’t, you won’t see that yellow remote-controlled car you asked him for (Yes-yes, he told me that in secret). So it turns out that I want to receive an invite to the beta through blackmail, but that’s normal, viva the 90s.

~~In general, gamer.ru has one very bad feature - removing posts, or rather, the absence of removing. Although energy will be enough for editing, if anything, let me know, and instead of all these letters, there will be a note like "gamer.ru - a crappy mess," and the post will be in the trash or on the homepage :)~~

Peace and love to all.