Photo review of the localized collector's edition of Assassin's Creed: Revelations (PC)
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Sadness is a negatively tinted emotion. It arises in cases of significant dissatisfaction in various aspects of a person's life. The concept of sadness is considered the opposite of joy and closely related in meaning to words like sorrow, longing, melancholy, grief, and despondency. Sometimes these words are considered synonyms. (Wiki)

Gamers!

As you know, I am a passionate fan of AC and, naturally, I immediately bought the collector's edition and gift from Akella for my altar.

While I was driving home with the coveted box, I was thinking about how I would write the photo review and how I would gain gold and power over the world and blah blah..

BUT

then I opened the box and realized - there would be no review.. I saw THIS.

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After that, I was overtaken by a sacred rage.

AKELLA, YOU ARE TRASH.

It's not about the money or even the softcover art book. And not even about the poorly printed envelope for Embers and the bonus disk. And not about the pathetic XXL t-shirt for the fat guys. It's the fact that you make CRAP. You don't respect the consumers of your product, flooding the market with garbage at the level of trinkets from "Soyuzpechat".

Everything has been said before, and I thought you could do better and put more effort into your work... but you are worse than Chinese fakes.

FIN.

P.S.: For those interested in the box: it looks and feels like the collector's edition of the Brotherhood of Blood. Art book in softcover. For some reason, they added colored art like from the art book into the manual. The shirt is awful for fat guys. The printing quality is trash. Everywhere, Brutal Cardboard (tm).

Never yours, fear_not