Limericks on the Problems of Day and Night

It was snotting. In the clan chat, someone asked to learn how to write limericks.

In general, that’s when Ostap got carried away.

All coincidences are random, and names and events are fictional! :3

One citizen from the gamer community

He stuck cuties and frills on the posts.

His kind face

So annoyed the admin!

The good guy from the gamer community got banned.

One scary regent of Warhammer

Caught a spammer in his blog one time.

That one was illiterate,

He beat him with a dictionary

Very evil regent of Warhammer.

It carried away one copy-paster

Once into the Masters nomination.

That was long ago,

That was funny.

God save that copy-paster.

And then for the reward of the regent

Struggled the author of a dreary newsletter.

Time after time, all missed,

And sadly for Skyrim

Cockroaches devoured the regent.

A white knight once saved a loli

From a green fat troll.

He fought for a long time, got tired,

But only got worse

Wonder-fanfic of that creative loli.

Once, someone from the top

Accidentally got a sore butt.

Everyone sat in silence

For at least a week.

Don’t anger the nerds from the top.

There was a moment – in the wave of general mania

The gamers settled in the prana.

Zuev was annoying something,

When he was advertising Aiku

And GameNet is now in eternal exile.

And also the cool guy Ultrawix

A cool chick took him up for a challenge.

She waited a long time,

Even took off her shirt!

Haven't seen Ultrawix since then.

And once the gods prohibited Pinguistrum

From posting in blogs at all.

I look in the plus chat –

Everyone is sitting silently in grief,

No more blue links in the log.

…

Here Sensorium somehow in the comments

Rushed to give compliments.

Everyone thought – a glitch:

Well, why would they suddenly? –

And missed moments of happiness.