About the pre-order on Ozon and voodoo magic
I've been quite frustrated with Ozon lately. First, they canceled the pre-order for The Witcher 2 for Xbox (I understand they canceled it for everyone), then they canceled the collector's edition pre-order for Risen 2, while offering a 5% discount that (attention!) does not apply to items marked 'special price', and the collector's edition has that mark...
It's fine, I repeated the order, but here’s the thing: while Risen 2 was released on April 27 on Ozon, it only appeared on May 2, and considering the holidays, the game will reach me only by the end of the month, so I'm really pissed off and decided to take righteous revenge on Ozon :p
So basically I'm plotting revenge, and my vengeance will be dreadful...
First, we'll make a frame out of wire:
Then we'll create a clay base and dry it well (my frame cracked, so if you experience the same trouble, fill the cracks with superglue and after it dries, cover it with polymer clay):
In the end, cover the entire figure with a layer of polymer clay about 1mm thick, shape the face, and bake it in the oven:
After baking, screw a pin into the head, make holes for needles, paint it, wrap a chain/rope (or something else) around it, and coat it with varnish (yes, it's better to coat the chain with varnish too so it doesn't rattle and scratch the keychain voodoo doll).
Yes, during the process don’t forget to paint your face like this:
And constantly mumble the spell to yourself:
Let it be as old as the world,
Writhing, torment, love spell,
We practice our curses
With the most modern approach!
The formula of double evil,
Three times night plus twice mist,
Two pieces, become whole,
Flame, do your thing.
And boil, boil, vunschpunsh.
Vunschpunsh!
More photos:
Previous works:
Helmet keychain of the Dragonborn.
And here I tease you :p
Not a very successful first attempt to make a symbol of the songbird from Skyrim, but the work continues and I hope to make a replica of Gaal's journal soon :)
A few of my poems about pirates and Risen:
Pirate Song.
Grog is our blood, steel is our body,
Free folk, we are of no kin or clan!
We are all brothers - children of fortune
Who is against us?!! We’ll feed the shark!
The sea is our home, it has no end,
Whoever wants to come - we welcome all!
Whores and booze is all we need,
We have no laws, no commands.
Our captain serves the king,
He wisely commands our frigate!
Free folk, we are buccaneers,
For us the king, may he be eaten by walruses!
Gold is only our solace,
For you, we shed blood.
We have no faith - we are sons of lies,
We will betray all, for the sake of pay!
We rob merchants driven by gold,
The royal fleet is not an obstacle for us!
We shall feed all our enemies to the Kraken,
Where there’s gold and rum, that will be our home!
***
Drink the grog, sea wolf,
Tell us a tale,
How you crushed the titan,
In an unequal fight!
The old, one-eyed wolf
Started his story,
The tavern hall went silent,
Everyone listened in awe.
Everyone joyfully imagined,
How this hero,
With a hammer was defeated,
In a moment, the immortal titan!
How from fatal wounds the blood
Flowed from the titan,
And how that hero emerged,
From the depths of the volcano.
Well, what happened next?
Spoke the young skipper.
And then there was grog and rum!
Replied the Wolf.
And how did you become a pirate?
Tell us, uncle!
That’s not the story,
I’ll tell you tomorrow.
***
Night will fall on the sea,
The zephyr will breeze us,
We are sea dwellers,
Our frigate is splendid!
Everything needed for life
The sea, mother, gives us.
And what the sea doesn’t give,
Our captain will take!
Hey-ho! Rum and whores!
Hey-ho! The dying gasp of the foe!
Hey-ho! We are doomed men, bandits!
Hey-ho! The pirate family!
The night will fall silently,
We see a light in the distance.
Is that traders?!
Hey, brothers! Sharpen your steel!
Like a cat, the frigate silently
Creeps in the dark,
And we share the spoils,
In dawn hours!
Hey-ho! Rum and whores!
Hey-ho! The dying gasp of the foe!
Hey-ho! We are doomed men, bandits!
Hey-ho! The pirate family!
The king sent an armada,
To eliminate us.
But we are sea children,
Who can sink us?!
We’ll lead the whole fleet to the rocks,
All at once we’ll go,
We’ll bombard them with cannons,
And sing our song again!
Hey-ho! Rum and whores!
Hey-ho! The dying gasp of the foe!
Hey-ho! We are doomed men, bandits!
Hey-ho! The pirate family!
And here’s a cutie to finish _
