The Gamer's Truth №2.5
#$%, how much do you have to stir the pot for the tabloids to say "that's too much" and bail?
- Where's grandma?
- I'm for her!
Sergy went to drink prepare for the holidays, so I will be bringing you the most not fresh and not honest news. The release is under the slogan "Believe it if you want, don't if you don't". There will be no interview; please, read various ProGamers for that. We only have scandals, hysterics, and shootings!
Yes, and don't fall into depression. Winter is a wonderful season, and New Year is no less wonderful holiday. Preparing for it in depression is bad.
Delusions of grandeur
Denai has completely lost it over penguins and started considering them the supreme race. How else can you explain this post?
Judging by the gold, penguins have brainwashed everyone and made them vote for this post. However, our newspaper leans towards the opinion that TUXes have fully taken over Gamer.ru. Rumor has it that even Sliph is planning to put a penguin on his avatar.
Clans? You must be joking!
And today is Tuesday. However, there will be no clans this year. The admins broke their last piggy bank (R0ndO, no hard feelings) back in early autumn when they parted ways with the Evil Martians (you knew they have been gone since early August, right?) and introduced contextual advertising. This explains the lack of clans in September and the abrupt halt of updates.
So the admins have to resort to the most desperate measures and look for jobs at McDonald's. Rejoice for them, they all became PR managers.
Paid advertisement
Admins are showing off again... The Big Mac man, the French fry man...
You think this is just a flash mob by the administration? Ha! It’s their new job, promoting McDonald's. What wouldn't you do for your site?..
They say armen also wants to get a job at McDonald's. As the director. How not pleasant it is to have a boss who changes jobs with you!
Scandals!
What was to be proved, the video with the message "special for gamer.ru" has won the game store
He has practically nothing in his mouth, but the administration doesn't care.
Anonymous
Once the sore spot of the site was comics, then they turned into calendars, and now they have really sunk to videos. Which won the contest "Happy Fede day to you, GameMag! " The people are sad, because technically neither the sound nor the video itself is interesting. It's a pity, as there were more deserving candidates.
Actually, the editorial team of "The Gamer's Truth" didn’t withstand a single audio recording. And the work of the winners was listened to using earplugs, and this ended for our new author with a brain hemorrhage. It’s a pity, the guy was on his way to success.
Ward No. 6
Psychiatric hospitals in Russia report a critical number of patients have escaped in recent months. Be careful! We are informed that one of them, who considers himself Napoleon, has hit the site gamer.ru and is hiding under the alias DraKo.
DraKo's involvement with the somewhat deranged was learned through this post.
Close all your browser windows and don’t go out to the Team Fortress 2 blogs; this person has already managed to gather an army of like-minded individuals and is now planning to take La Manche, better known as the Gamer.ru blog.
Pegazs real barbarian
I am always honest and don't use these spells, but silencing pre-New Year creativity is already barbarism. First of all, from AQuaRity for silencing all my accounts.
This block is created as one of the last and is not connected with all the others. It is related to the already infamous events, where Pegazs silenced, and then shut up DraKo. Pegazs poured ashes on his head for a long time because the first silencing and first silence is hard, especially when they come together, and especially for a New Year's greeting... But look at the quote just above. And then remember the rules.
Prohibited:
3.5. Circumventing any block of a user's account on the portal (hereinafter referred to simply as "account").
3.6.1. Creating multiple accounts by a single legal or natural person unless otherwise agreed with the administration.
It’s a pity. People break the rules purely because they are not punished. rinocrosser has about 10 twinks. Did he discuss them with the administration? No. Was any of them banned? No. Will they be banned? No. And why? Because he is a representative of "New Disk".
There are people among ordinary mortals who have several twinks. I won’t name them; they know themselves. And I, too, am a bit guilty - the account Pegasus was created during the beta test, but I hardly used it. But it exists.
This is all sad. It was stupid of me to silence after creating that topic, but it boiled over. After creating a whole bunch of twinks, the sense of guilt dulled. Indeed, why should I play fair if my opponent cheats?
Oh. Again the thoughts of an individual user went in this direction. Notice, many think this way. Maybe even you? Or your best friend? How can you lead an honest life if everyone around is trying to rip you off?..
And this will continue until the rules finally become effective. A sea of insults, twinks, manipulations... Tough times require tough solutions. NoNameNoClan was banned. The era of "For the Horde!" has not faded into oblivion since then, no. But it has gone into hiding.
In our case, it is enough to just finally start behaving like humans and adhere to the rules. Sadly, but it seems that it will have to start with oneself.
Which pill will you choose?
P.S. By the way, AQuaRity and VANGA aka DraKo are having an impromptu poetic battle. And they don't shy away from expressions. Although, better take a look for yourselves.
Pink-good or pink-bad?
Vikolada is already a symbol of the portal! And who are you? A pink penguin? You are too pink!
Magistrum is already attempting to claim the top spot for the third time. Twice - over the past few days. However, the days necessary to set the record didn’t allow him to hold it. Battle hamsters vikolyada are saving him again, despite the fact that he hasn't been cake for a long time and hardly writes for the site.
Deadmoon vs Unleashed
The quarrel between unleased and deadmoon is the most interesting and positive thing that can happen on gamer...
Truly so. While the editor-in-chief is away, I can say:
SERGY, THAT WAS A MEGA EPIC FAIL!
What was I talking about... Oh, yes. Have you noticed that there’s a tumbleweed in your feed and it is generally sad and lonely there? The "Path of the Gamer" contest has ended. We will no longer see the monotonous works for this contest, of which there were simply thousands. However, half of the site doesn't even suspect that there was some voting! After all, there were a total of (attention) three! Okay, okay, there were two finals and one semi-final.
Sergy created a final on Friday. However, he already wrote about this in the last issue. This newspaper greatly fosters split personality. So I will quote a little:
The final of the "Path of the Gamer" contest from NIKITA.Online began with a scandal. According to witnesses, a few people ended up in the finals thanks to the bed. Including DeadlyMooN (at that moment many hated the contest author). But everything turned out to be more prosaic; either this exel 2010 beta glitched, or the contest author’s Friday evening was all such. The contest's author does not give comments and has quietly written Review of the Collector's Edition of the game "Mount & Blade. Fire and Sword".
In short, Unlya Unleashed won, using a cheating method: he published both video (non-contest) and text.
However, everyone sees that in reality, the video was contest-related, as the author indicates in the post with the video itself. A couple of days before the video’s release, what did Anlished do? Right, he bailed, slamming the door loudly. Because he asked how to best upload the video, to which he received the response: "And by the way, videos are actually prohibited in this contest".
Where was this written? Where?
But let's return to the finals. In the second of them, well-known LaCTuK had the audacity to inflate his rating. And then what started...
/Conspiracy mode on
It's even cynical than Denai. Sliph said that we are all shameless pathetic nobodies who dance to the admin's tune
Anonymous
Without thinking, one can say a lot. However, [Sliph]'s last post left people so stunned that even the immunity developed against the administration’s antics couldn't save.
And why? Because in the first final, there was a comment that not one or two people understood as: "Since you can vote for yourself, it’s better to do so. For this same reason, all contestants will automatically lose one vote".
And here comes Sliph, who expressed himself in the style of "You are all idiots, it wasn’t even about that" and off they went, bending their line... And what’s most amusing, nothing can be proven now. That comment was deleted along with the post.
And the administration, instead of looking down on users, should really draw conclusions from the situation. The policy of haughtiness does not suit comrades Splih....
It's over 9000!
Recently, a post was created No. 30000. Formally, it has this number, as the actual number is slightly lower due to the many deleted posts. However, this didn’t stop the admins from having champagne. Oh, and another anniversary:
EA? Tahiti, Tahiti...
The country is running out of oil! Oh, I'm sorry, that’s for another newspaper...
A video was uploaded, in which the channel "First Gaming" interviews Tony Watkins. Although who needs this Watkins? They caught Gamer.ru staff there, namely, Vizzerdrix and Svetakru. And that’s much more interesting.
Svetakru: Listen, it’s freezing outside...
"First Gaming": Well, let’s go inside
Svetakru: Quickly
Siberian tough guys look at the weather forecast for Moscow and burst into hysterical laughter.
However, the video itself is interesting.
It was "not allowed"? Now it is allowed!
Let’s look at the account Nival\_Network. Then let’s peek at the account zzima. Surprised?
The explanation is elementary - you can change nicknames, but the profile will remain at the same address. So it’s unlikely this service will become available to ordinary mortals in the near future. And if it does appear, anonymity is a poor quality on this portal...
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