TOP 20 Breasts in Video Games
Let's be honest, breasts are exactly what drives the video game industry forward. Do you think Tomb Raider would have been popular if Lara didn't have big boobs? At first, they were triangular and could have pierced any of us like spikes. But by TR2, they added more polygons. Since then, the race for the best breasts in video games began.
Team Ninja achieved particular success in this race with their Dead or Alive series. Breasts in this series have completely shed their triangular past, but gained the most important thing – animation!
Tekken and Virtua Fighter took years to adopt this idea, and they managed to do it perhaps only ten percent, especially struggling with animation.
As for Tomb Raider, Lara started strong but ended poorly, betting only on size. Did everyone play Primal on PS2? The heroine of this action/adventure game couldn't boast huge dimensions, but the animation was praiseworthy.
So, MadFanboy presents to you an exclusive TOP of gaming breasts.
20. Gloria from Devil May Cry 4
Why is she in last place? It's simple, firstly, she resembles Lady Gaga, secondly, her breasts are not perfectly smooth and there are visible angles. Plus, she had no idea what to do with them throughout the game.
19. Trespasser
We completely forgot to mention Trespasser, a masterful first-person game where you can examine your own breasts.
I think everyone understands what the dinosaur wants to bite...
18. Dead or Alive series
Why is it in last place? Because everything is straightforward and too easily accessible. Plus, there have been practically no real changes since the first game.
17. Dragon Age: Origins
A complete plagiarism of The Witcher, but still quite decent! Although it doesn’t quite measure up to The Witcher.
16. Silent Hill
Even though the game is designed in a strict style, breasts are also present here and are impressive in their inaccessibility! Not only among people but also among monsters!
And Heather doesn’t wear a bra, which also influenced our choice.
15. Rain from Bloodrayne
What could be more beautiful than a red-haired busty vampire? Her features impressed the gaming community so much that an enhanced version appeared in Playboy magazine.
14. Ivy and Taki from Soul Calibur
While the 3D fighting genre is in stagnation, the breasts of its heroines continue to develop vigorously, catching up to and surpassing Dead or Alive.
13. Rikku from Final Fantasy
Many consider FF10 to be the best game in the series. MadFanboy believes it’s because of Rikku and her small but appetizing breasts! Look at any survey; 8 out of 10 will name her as their favorite character.
12. Resident Evil
While Lara was winning gamers' hearts with her triangular breasts, Jill from Resident Evil had much more streamlined curves. And the latest RE5 tries not to fall behind (though in all other aspects, except for graphics, it lags far behind).
It was Jill's breasts that helped us overcome our fear of zombies and other creatures.
11. Naomi from Metal Gear Solid 4
The beauty from MGS4, modeled after Monica Bellucci. Known for completely rejecting such relics of the past as bras. And her breasts are modeled perfectly; Kojima clearly didn't skimp on polygons.
10. Jen from Primal
Her main merit is that she showed how women’s breasts should be animated. For this, the gaming community will never forget her.
9. Lara from Tomb Raider
She is the one who brought breasts into video games. At first, they were indeed like spikes, but eventually they took on a rounded shape. She could have been placed in first place, but let’s face it, the latest games in the series are awful.
8. Eva from Metal Gear Solid 3
Like Busty Baby (whom you will read about below), she also knows how to use her, albeit not so big, breasts. Poor Big Boss fell for this bait...
7. Midna (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
Midna is pure charm! Just look at her transformation from some little beast with no breasts to a fairy tale princess with a quite sexy bust.
6. Witcher
The Witcher has raised PCRPG to a completely new level, showing that serious RPG players are better off gaming on PC, because it is only there (among RPGs) that you’ll find completely naked breasts.
The US version of the game was mercilessly censored! And here's what it turned into:
Let them censor their porn films while leaving true art alone.
5. Tifa from Final Fantasy 7
The biggest and most famous breasts in RPG. They are so huge (even bigger than her head) that Lara Croft looks at them with fierce envy. And they played a decisive role in PlayStation's victory over Nintendo 64.
4. Rao (Busty Babe from Okami)
Unlike all the others, Busty Babe from Okami knows how to use her big breasts.
You can see her in action here:
3. Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2
Why specifically NGS2 and not, say, NGS1 or X360 version of NG2? Why is it rated higher than Dead or Alive? The answer is obvious; the heroines' breasts are unique and use Sony's latest technology – gyroscopes. Yes, you heard that right, shake the joystick and the breasts from NGS2 will respond in kind! An unprecedented level of interaction between breasts and the player!
You can endlessly watch fire, water, the starry sky, and this video:
2. God of War
What video games have long and persistently aimed for has been accomplished! Although the implementation isn’t perfect and significantly lags behind the first place in the rating. But still. There was an era before God of War, and there is one after.
This is the only serious game where breasts come in every taste and color. And this is only a prelude to the true ACTION:
1. Madison from Heavy Rain
Here it is! The ideal, the final stage of the evolution of video game breasts. Everything here is exactly how it should be. Real model, real animation. Not too small and not too big. This gives the heroine 101% realism, and no one in their right mind would call her a doll.
This TOP is not quite ordinary. Our Western colleagues would certainly have done everything quite differently. They would have ranked Tomb Raider first and Dead or Alive second. Everything would be banal and simple.
MadFanboy goes a different route. We see things that Western journalists never notice. We do not evaluate breasts only by size and weight. It's much more complicated for us; we always look to see if the heroine has a soul, what role her breasts played in the game, what they did for the gaming industry and for ordinary gamers. That’s why the TOP turned out the way it is.
And finally, gaming breasts are still far from real ones.
