You play Team Fortress 2 too much.
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You know you play too much Team Fortress 2 if:

● You cut your finger and insistently shout, "MEDIC!"

● You pay the doctor for a visit, giving him your credit card while saying, "Uber me, doc!"

● When you're drunk, you put on a black headband, get really depressed, and talk in a Scottish accent about explosions.

● Your computer freezes, and you check it for bugs while looking over your shoulder, fearing spies.

● Your car breaks down, you get out, and shout: "WE MUST PUSH LITTLE CART."

● You fix the car and hit your buddy with a wrench just to check if he's a spy.

● You eat a sandwich and say, "Nom nom nom."

● You constantly look over your shoulder, fearing spies.

● When approaching a corner, you listen for any guns that might be working around the bend.

● You hear screams from the game even though you're far away from any working computers.

● You aren't afraid to walk along the railway because you know there will be a respawn.

● You tell others, "That guy's a spy!"

● You say "KA-BOOM!" when something explodes.

● You collect baseball bats for metal, hoping to build a cannon.

● You hear: "Gentlemen!" as you sit down for breakfast/lunch/dinner.

● You say, "Hey mom, I think I heard a spy!"

● When someone turns their back to you, you feel an overwhelming urge to stab them (make a backstab \_).

● You walk diagonally down the street because it increases your chances of encountering an invisible spy.

● You step outside and get scared because you're looking right at a person, and their name is NOT DISPLAYED.

● You try to walk through pedestrians and get really scared when it turns out everyone around is spies.

● In Counter-Strike, you try to walk through your teammates, then fill their skulls with bullets...yes, friendly fire is on :( The chat gets flooded with profanity, and you have to change servers...

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