What can your girlfriend hate Duke for?
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He is Cool, charismatic, and fearless.

He is the icon of the perfect man.

What complaints could your girlfriend have about him?

1. You waited for him

Duke left you for a long fourteen years, and now he has returned as if nothing happened – and you took him back.

2. Memories

You and Duke have too many shared memories of the hours spent together: exceptional, thrilling, unforgettable. When it was just you, Duke, and his/your gun.

3. The Past

He is part of your childhood. A world to which your girlfriend has no key to the First Access Club. She can listen for hours to your stories about “how it was,” but will never get there. And Duke was there.

4. He can get away with anything

Duke owes nothing to anyone; he is the epitome of freedom and permissiveness. He doesn’t care about boundaries, laws, or ethical norms. Which serves as a terrible example for you.

5. Women

There are always too many women around Duke. He shares them with you at any convenient opportunity, in one form or another.

6. He is too macho

Duke is the perfect man of the late last century: rough, brutal, and unemotional. And in our time, girls love men of a completely different type. Or they think they do.

7. He curses

Duke can surely express his remarks in a more decent manner so they do not brutally assault the tender female ear. Only he does not bother with censorship at all.

8. Duke is unbreakable

He is not swayed by tears, tantrums, or other feminine tricks. He is impossible to manipulate. And when you are with him, so are you.

9. There is nothing to talk about with him

Duke knows best how to kill everything that moves within reach. Therefore, communication with Duke is remarkably monotonous in subject and direction. And very one-sided: Duke talks, but Duke does not listen.

10. He has different life values

Women, beer, and weapons – according to the logic of the weaker sex, these are not values at all. And you can wonderfully (and should) get by without all that. But you and Duke think differently.

11.

Somewhere here there should be a point about how Duke spends more time with you than with her. But that is already a story about another girl - who allows both you and Duke to engage in the next saving of the world while she happily joins your male company.