Dude came – TAME the neighbor!
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, the Crottifying, a moment of your attention..."(c)

Dude, he finally stepped into the spotlight. We are done. And, at last, we have given birth to a reckless child, whose insides are full of all sorts of nonsense and delirium, madness and trash, as well as endless energy for a complete break from the norm.

This picture is no longer a myth. It’s true. Postal 3 is out and available for all gamers, whether they are fans or simply lovers of limitless boundless action. The game was released yesterday. And today we want to celebrate this event among our beloved fans of computer games. Therefore, and only for this reason, we are launching a special promotion on the beloved portal GAMER.ru – “CROTTIFY your neighbor!”.

Cute, plushy crotch (c) AG.ru

Yes, you're not mistaken. From this moment and for a whole week, all GAMER.ru users will have access to a new spell – “CROTTIFICATION”.

A completely free, unique, and original spell, with which you can “CROTTIFY” any of your interlocutors. By applying it, you turn the selected user into one of the characters from the craziest game of the year Postal 3 – the plush member, Crottis. Their avatar will become just like the image to the left of this text. And in their comments, the most interesting phrases in the style of the game will appear.

Don’t let yourself or your friend get bored. Crottify a little Throw Crottis at them and smile. After all, Postal 3 is out. And that’s already a world-class event! ;-)

Not yet aware of what Postal is? You can easily find out about the game more! And also, don’t forget about other news about [Postal 3](/games?search=Postal 3) in the blog on GAMER.ru. And of course, play Postal!

Yours always,

Akella.