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This is a game.

Just a regular short game.

In the genre of quest - arcade.

About gamer.ru. This is perhaps its distinguishing feature. A game with a plot. Sort of...

Episode I

(This is probably a hint that there will be a continuation).

Check out the screenshots, download it. Play.

Actually, I'm just so tired that I don't want to write a description :D

So we'll make do with this for now.

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This marvel weighs 108.53 MB.

If the size seems too large for someone, I'll upload it “by levels” later.

***Download***

****Alternative link****

And in parts:

One

Two

Three

Big thanks for alternative download methods to Pegazs.

F.A.Q

Q: What buttons to press?

A: Everything is clear there, and there is a tutorial.

Q: Why am I not in the game?

A: Just ask :)

Q: What program did you use?

A: Multimedia Fusion 2.

Q: Why am I not downloading yet?

A: I don’t know. It’s not too late to fix it.

Q: Can I get a list of music used in the game?

A:

**Intro:**

Valve - Half-Life Time to Choose

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

Arctic Monkeys - If You Found This It's Probably Too Late

Tutorial:

Red Alert 3 Soundtrack - Soviet March

First level.

Oblivion ost - Atmosphere 01

Xcentric Noizz - Face To Face (Fallout Online ost)

Terry S. Taylor - Dum Da Dum Doi Doi (neverhood ost)

Portal ost - still alive

Half-life 2 Episode 2 - Track 5 (something like that)

Vrenna, Chris - Village of the Doomed

Seal - Kiss From A Rose (Piano Instrumental)

OST Gothic 3 - Geldern

AION OST - Death light

Second level:

Earthworm Jim 2 - Main Theme

Christopher Young - The Saboteur Theme

OST “Fable The Lost Chapters” - Witchwood

OST “Fable The Lost Chapters” - Bowerstone

Matt Uelmen - Toru (Diablo II)

Third level:

3D RealmS - Duke Nukem - Chemicals Fuck yer Spoon

Fallout 3 - Explore 4

Fourth level:

World of Warcraft OST - some melody :)

Terry S. Taylor - Skullmonkeys - Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Fifth level:

Terry S. Taylor - Skullmonkeys - She Reminded Me With Science

Sixth level:

Terry S. Taylor - Skullmonkeys - Elevated Structure Of Terror

Arkanoid:

Minibosses - Tetris

Q: Walkthrough?

A: There is some. You can thank hyispas.

**First level**

Click the gray avatar twice, then a gray silhouette will drop out of it - that’s you. Next, just follow the tutorial, follow the instructions, and everything will work out. Don’t worry if you can’t handle something, but you are not a gamer, just a pimple on the body of our society. So you will handle it. Next, go to the lower right corner of the screen and 'bother' the cross, after which you will be forced to fall with a piece of the floor. Then pick up the record from the floor and return to the 'elevator', as a flower will block your way. Click the arrow on the 'elevator' and it will go up, where you can get to the gramophone to play the found record. After that, listen to the music, watch a beautiful video, and after sneaking past a dead flower, jump down. Level completed.

Second level

Password for the level ‘ololo’

Just talk to everyone as many times as possible, steal a little mushroom, 'groped' the hatch and complain to Magrat that it won't open - she will give you a key. Also, don’t forget about the opportunity to tear the head off a skeleton and take a picture with Cthulhu. Then jump into the hatch, and you’ll end up in a room with Hell. To your left, there will be a trash can, dig through it until you find a clue - 3 50 - and then bravely walk through the door. In the middle of the room, there will be a white table, take a comb from it, and put the table on the button to open the portal. Next, head to the door, to the right of it is a lid, and inside it - a code lock - the code, as you have already guessed, is 3 50, 3 press on the panel, and 50 above it - get the key. The key opens a cabinet at the other end of the room, in it is a lunch box, and inside it - a carrot. Take the carrot, jump into the portal, and feed the rabbit with the carrot, thereby gaining access to the cake and the candle, which we definitely steal before eating a piece of the cake. After that, jump into the hole on the left and get into Wonderland, where for some time we bother the mad mouse and jump into a small cabinet in the corner on the left. Hello Narnia, fauns, empty talk, and a hole in the ground, jumping into which we will find ourselves in a strange place where we will need a candle. Portal, hatch, door, portal, cake, Alice, Mouse, Mouse, cup, Alice. Phew, you finally got the yogurt and can brew a potion in the room with the red dummy and give it to Hell, who will give you flint eggs with which you can light the candle. Basically, the level is completed, there will be an explosion, and after 6 hours of babbling, you will wake up in the village.

Third level:

Password for the level ‘Magistrum’

First, try to convince the crow to give you the ring, after two unsuccessful attempts, despair and listen to a beautiful song performed by Takida! This is definitely a sheep. and his wonderful partner from the molecule. After that, we head to the city occupied by grammar-nazis, where we pull out GymJo, at least a couple of times, then unsuccessfully try to get the board, and after failing, we ask it from GymJo, who will of course.. gives it to us. Take the board and go back, where we nail the board just below the inscription “Welcome to the village!” In the village, a wizard offers us to buy a wand from him, and a troll in a barrel blocks the way, shamelessly lying next to an apple. You'll definitely need it, take it and hurry to the crow... after getting hit by an apple in the beak, it will drop the ring, which you will have to take from the neck of a punk goose, and you can only do this when it calms down - let’s say Takida sing a wonderful song about cats from a Soviet cartoon. Exchange the ring for the wand in the village, return to the suburbs, charge the magic charge in the cloud, then run to the chief grammar-nazi and report the newfound anomaly. After the cutscene, run to the village, where lies... umm.. a banned troll whose body no longer blocks your way. Just go through the passage, where you will have to negotiate a pump theft and steal something from the chest. Consider that the level is completed. Just steal the pump, return, and watch the cutscene.

Fourth level.

Password for the level ‘iPig’

First, talk to Duke, then find the intercom near the laser grill, this is quite difficult, but I believe you can do it. After talking through the intercom, talk to Duke again and an orange thing will come out to you, which will lead you to the hallway and ask you to find a battery, just keep talking to the orange thing until you are led back to the balcony, where Duke will help you use the remains of the airship as a parachute. You will have a conversation with a bunch of armed psychos, after which the level will be considered completed.

The further levels do not require walkthroughs. If you still encounter difficulties - read the comments, they surely “solved” your problem.

I would like to thank EvilEngineN10 for the help in alpha testing, beta testing, and final testing.