The Tale of How Hulk Hogan Declared War on the Necromancers
Part II, aka (surprise!) potentially the last
Hulk's Path
Greetings, Hulkamaniacs! Today we will continue following
the adventures of Hulk Hogan – the greatest wrestler of Tamriel, seven-time heavyweight champion, champion of battles among BFB spiders (sounds like a wrestling federation), champion of battles among zombie-viking cannibals, and a one-time victor against the Player (this counter will grow, I promise).
Today, Hulk will take a little break from beating up vampire lords, archliches, and ancient spirits of the forest, doing some trivial work for some daedric prince. Additionally, today the punching bags will be played by necromancers, as the bandits have hidden away.
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A sabre-toothed cat, prowling its familiar hunting grounds, caught his scent from afar. Another foolish human fell asleep, not even considering that they emit such an alluring aroma that can be sensed from nearly kilometers away. Stepping softly and silently on the rocky ground, the cat crept closer and closer to its future meal. The man under the fur blanket didn’t even stir, only the rhythmic sound of his breathing could be heard. His sleep was far too deep; he couldn’t avoid imminent death in the claws of the largest furry predator in these parts. In a beautiful leap, like a deadly meteor, the cat pounced on its victim, aiming to crush its spine with a single blow and immediately snack on the pitiful biped...
In a beautiful leap, like a hammer-wielding meteor, Hulk lunged at his prey, aiming to crush its spine with a single blow and immediately munch on the pitiful quadruped.
Hulk and the corpse of the completely gray cat hit the ground at the same time, and strangely enough, Hogan never delivered his blow. Curiously snorting, Hulk tore the poor creature's eye out and promptly ate it, after which he headed towards the partially ruined fort visible on the horizon. It hinted that such forts are never empty, at least not before Hogan arrives.
In fact, there are 5 bandits in this picture. They just don't want Hulk to notice them.
The bandits had settled here long ago and constantly kept the gates guarded. But the danger came from where it was least expected. The shout