Uncomfortable questions.
Leliana, innocently, batting her eyelashes: - Morrigan, tell me, why don’t you wear a bra during the day and only put it on when you go to our commander’s tent?
Morrigan: - Well, it's not surprising. But how do you manage to get covered in blood from head to toe if you're shooting a bow 30 paces from the fight?
Oghren: - You'd better ask where our commander keeps his stuff. There are only 10 pieces of plate armor. And you can't see anything!
MC: - Everyone shut up! You know perfectly well where it is. It's exactly where you get the poultices and potions during the battle.
Leliana: - Why does Morrigan have her own spot with a personal fire, while everyone else has to share one? That's unfair!
MC: - Fair. Leliana, if you slept and ate next to Morrigan... Our party still needs an archer! You better tell me why we allow ourselves to change clothes in the street in front of all these honest folks!
Oghren: - Commander, instead of being clever about the changing we do at your command, you should tell us why we’re sleeping out in the open when we have a whole castle that for some reason we can't enter!
MC: - It’s messy, cold, and well...
Alistair: - Also, commander, we have noticed more than once that you know who and what will be behind closed doors. Or in a completely unfamiliar place to us. Are you a prophet? Just tell me, when will I die?
Morrigan: - Yes, yes! As soon as we arrived in Orzammar, you immediately rushed over without stopping to the merchant, stood next to him, drew me into a conversation about my childhood in the Wilds, and then bought the exact mirror I told him about! And with that sly face, you shoved it at me, and I, like a fool, almost cried with joy!...
MC: - Yes, you would cry, haha. Speaking of gifts. Where do you put that pile of gifts I personally handed to all of you? You were practically shaking with joy when you received them. Where’s that mirror, Morrigan? Leliana, where are the shoes? Stan, where’s that portrait? And by the way, what’s with your habit of sniping at each other while looking the other way, or sometimes even standing back to back?
Oghren: - No way, commander, you’d better tell us where you suddenly got 1000 gold! We camped with 10 silver, and in the morning, you’re showing 1000 gold to the merchant!
MC: - Ma-a-a-a-a-lch! It's a gift from the gods!
Alistair: - Are the gods making Sten stand out in camp in his underwear for a whole week?
MC: - He wants to and he stands. It’s his business.
Leliana: - Well, yes, first you forced him to take off his clothes and then you say "it’s his business"... Commander, why do you go to the brothel and buy girls there if you’re already constantly kissing Morrigan in front of everyone and bringing her to your tent? Is she not enough for you?
Morrigan: - One more such question, Leliana, and I will turn you into a spider!!!
Leliana: - Oh, but you won’t. I find it interesting why you throw insults at me just because I glance at our commander, while you’re standing in the brothel only discussing prices! Oh, the jealous bitch has been found!
Oghren: - And also this - wherever we stop, near Denerim, near Redcliffe, near the forests - the campsite always looks exactly like the last one, like two peas in a pod!
Wynne: - And I'm very interested in how the powder from the kit can heal a skull fracture or a broken arm in less than a minute. Do you have some kind of super glue?
Morrigan: - And finally, when will you tell us how your spirit can possess us even if you’re lying in a coma on the battlefield at death's door!
MC: - There’s something clicking in your heads! Click-click - and here I am, possessing.
SO IT ALL IS VERY SIMPLE!